Two words: Preparation H

AimeeLeigh79 sends news from the frontlines of Stupid (currently Clearfield, Pennsylvania), where they’ve come out with a 15 pound burger. If it makes you feel any better, that’s only 10.5 pounds of dead cow – the other 4.5 are dedicated to things like 25 slices of cheese and a cup and a half of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, and mustard. Each. My only consolation is that anyone who attempts to eat one will probably be rendered impotent for a while as their body desperately tries to find a place to put all the fat and cholesterol. Now, if these people really want to get involved in hiding the evidence of cow slaughter, they should look into the world of competitive manure eating.