A man has been arrested in connection with the theft of a walrus penis. No, not off of a live walrus, this was from some cafe. Jeremy Padie, 21, of Houston also gave a false name to police when he was stopped, but it doesn’t matter, really – he’s going to be walrus penis boy for the rest of his life. In related penis news, Dagda Samildanc sent in a bonerbonus penis story, which is no surprise, really, because it is Dagda Samildanc weekend and everything, where all stories are from DS: Iceland has a Phallological Museum, where “it is finally possible for individuals to undertake serious study into the field of phallology in an organized, scientific fashion.” The museum specializes in mammal penises, which means no cock of the cock, sorry. Oh, check out their URL: phallus.is. Link to the crime story, link to the museum.
