Justice has spoken: a burrito is not a sandwich

The American legal system has once again proven its worth by stepping in to answer another of life’s Big Questions: is a burrito a sandwich? The answer, assuming there’s no appeal, is no. Now, is a samosa a pie? If you chop the beans up, at what point does chickpea salad become hummous? Is there a food product that people won’t find more appealing with the addition of sugar? Let’s flood the courts – post your food classification question (or an attempt at an answer) in the comments. Link.