Oh Tofu, my tofu!

Buried on page 6 of the linked PDF is a poem about tofu, as discovered (but not written) by Dagda Samildanc. I recall a time when pornstars would post poetry, but I don’t remember seeing any about our favourite block of soy, so how about it? Do you have a tofu poem inside you, yearning to be free? Post it in the comments. The best one will be used in an upcoming VP project. Link.