Raunch dressing? Oh, I get it…

Well, we’ve discussed how smart kids grow up to be vegetarian, but what about the other children? Well, maybe this answers that question, maybe it doesn’t, but the principal of an Illinois high school had to send out a letter to all the parents after a student decided to, er, augment the ranch dressing at the cafeteria. There’s nothing I can say that could beat the humour found in an official note from a principal, so go check out the scan from the Smoking Gun: Link.