Happy Weekly World Porn Day!

Happy Weekly World Porn Day, in which we break format slightly to take the weirder VP submissions and combine them into what could be a running list of apocalypse signs or just another day at the office. You choose. Many people have reported the virgin birth of 5 Komodo dragons after Flora the dragon successfully hatched her eggs despite never having met a member of the opposite sex. While some reptiles have been known to be able to reprodue asexually, nobody knew Komodo dragons could do that, so I guess that Jurassic Park scene where Jeff Goldblum says life finds a way wasn’t just sayin’. So does this mean that Ronald McDonald might have kids some day? In other WWPD news, pirhan reports that a Chinese boy has managed to kill 443 chickens using the power of his voice, leaving slaughterhouses everywhere to debate how activists would react if this procedure were to become industrialized.