Note to meth-head: next time, use a bike

AimeeLeigh79 reports that an Alabama woman has been charged with driving under the influence. This isn’t a huge news item by itself, but again, it’s all about the details. She was “driving” a horse at the time. While most coverage of these kinds of stories focus on the quirks of traffic law, it’s important to note that the horse had a lousy time of it (at one point he or she was made to “ram” a police car, and I have no idea how this would work, but it doesn’t sound good), and even more importantly, authorities did lay cruelty to animals charges against the meth-head, among a zillion other charges. There’s no word on where the horse is now, but hopefully someone had the sense to take him or her into some form of protective custody.