Hey, speaking of condom lube, Erik found some unsettling news that he knew he could trust me to deal with in a tasteful and discreet manner. Ready… and… Earmuffs!
Wanna know what a McDonald’s in New Zealand was giving out as Happy Meal prizes? Condoms! Well, at least one condom, anyway. The story’s as fuzzy as Grimace’s genetic code, but it seems like the outlet ran out of the normal gift and had started substituting some prepackaged sports bags. I don’t know if they all had condoms in them or if it was just this one that had been opened already, but apparently people are willing to overlook the whole advertising junk food to kids thing if the place would just stop giving condoms to seven year olds. I almost miss the old corporate days where an admission of guilt would never be utterred, and an incident of this would be dealt with in a “we meant to do that” manner including a new McDonaldLand character.
Weekend comment quiz: what’s the new McDonaldLand character that represents free condoms?
