I love the headline that Magic Stones sent in: Toxic products found in blood of BBQ lovers. It’s like, dude, barbecuers have poisonous blood! Veganism would be a lot harder if vampires really existed, because my friends would be all like, hey, you’d better eat these ribs so your blood will be toxic to vampires, and I’d be all, no way eh, I’m like vegan and stuff, and I’d be totally risking my life for my principles instead of living my cushy real world vegan existence where I feel awesome and have reduced risk of all kinds of health problems and oh yeah, I don’t have as many toxic products in my blood.
To be fair, while the story’s about cooking meats at high temperatures, it’s not clear if cooking other foods at high temperatures create the same compounds. All the same, the summer’s a great time to try out a raw dish or two. That goes for you too, vampire dudes. Check out the beet juice, asap.
