Snakes on a plane (times 700) thwarted

Magic Stones sends news of snakes on a plane. You know, despite all the hooplah around the movie, I never saw it, but I gather that there were a lot of snakes in the film, and they were on a plane. Moving over to real life, someone tried to bring 700 snakes onto a plane recently, only to be stopped by customs officers, who really don’t appreciate movie fanboys enough, ya know? In this case, the objective was smuggling. We reported on another snake/plane smuggling event awhile back involving 8 snakes in pants, but apparently Mr. 700 snakes wasn’t hardcore enough and opted for a carry-on bag instead. Wimp.