I first saw this on Facebook, and the first easily-linkable version was here:
My biggest “what’s missing?” would be “talks about how he/she doesn’t really eat that much meat,” what’s yours?
Defensive Omnivore Bingo
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“Eating the flesh of a tortured animal makes you a REAL MAN”
“Expresses concern that you will eventually succumb to Osteoporoses, explains in great detail his/her obsession/addiction with dairy.”
Thanks for posting this, Jason — a great laugh and funny enough…a great tool! I have posted it to F/B and Twitter.
Oh and my addition: Talks about how toxic and dangerous soy is.
; ) K.
In addition to the ‘doesn’t eat a lot of meat’, they add how they are careful about where it came from and only eat organic or some such nonsense.
‘So, what happens if a bug flies in your mouth?’
‘If humans and animals are equal, why don’t we have human rights for slugs?’
‘Doesn’t it make you fart all the time?’
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