The long awaited Porncast episode 8 is spurting out across the internet directly into your ears.
Ewwwwww.
I blame PonderingWillow’s influence. She found our unofficial show sponsor: Waffles!, after all.
There’s a lot of food in this one, and it’s all meaty in a vegan way, except for where it isn’t. Popcorn cookies and root beer pie. Do I really have to say anything else?
For those of you who, like us (and those of you who like us) can’t find vegan graham cracker crusts, pew has a recipe for us. She claims it might have been pulled out of her ass, but that step’s optional:
1/2 cup almonds
2T veg. oil
1/4 cup agave nectar
1 cup whole wheat pastry flour (don’t use reg whole wheat cuz that
would be nasty)
1/4 tsp salt
Mix all ingredients together, press onto pie pan, bake in a 350F
preheated oven for 20 mins
If you’re determined to learn how to roll out a proper crust, the Silpat is apparently of some help, as demonstrated by Julie Hasson (and not Dreena as we said in the porncast.)
Lastly, your homework has been done for you, should you too require the ability to make cupcakes the size of your head.
You can listen directly, but as always, because I am lazy, iTunes listeners get first dibs, so subscribe to the feed already!
Enjoy 35 minutes of audio nectar.
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