In this week’s edition of Species Sex Study Saturday (S4) Angela sent me a cartoon entitled 5 Reasons Pigs are More Awesome Than You. It’s well worth checking out for the other 4 reasons, but I’m putting a spoiler in for reason 5:
That’s not even the spoiler, actually, because there’s more to that particular reason that drives the thing home. Read the full strip here, and don’t forget to click on the link to the thing that’s more awesome than pigs.
I think we’ve talked about pig orgasms before, but think about this: that’s not the time for sex, that’s time for the orgasm. If the rest of pig sex is like human sex, then pig sex, end to end, lasts at least, what, 30:30? Yowzers.
I hope this edition of Species Sex Study Saturday has done its small part to increasing awareness about society’s misguided food choices, and if nothing else, now you’ve got a comeback for bacon jokes: people are just jealous, is all. We need to start a rumour that vegan men don’t have any reason to be jealous of pigs. I figure we can pull it off, what with there being only a few hundred vegan men in existence and all.
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