These have been in my bookmarks forever. Now they are in your brain:
Do you like avocados? Do you like watching fan-submitted videos about avocados? Were you one of the people who made a video about avocados? YouTube is proof that the internet will never be full.
Behold the “Are you an Avodisiac?” Video contest! Which is over, so I’m sorry you can’t enter (but it probably won’t stop you from trying, because it is a disease,) but the bright side is that you can watch the entries. Some of which took a lot of work, but there was cash money on the line, and hey, if you’re going to make a video about something, why not make it a confessional about your forbidden love, or maybe just a weird adventure tale?
And no, I didn’t hold onto the link until the contest ended just so I could have a better chance at winning. No, I didn’t even enter. The world isn’t ready for my genius yet, but someday Mr. Scorsese is going to respond to at least one of the daily letters I send him, sealed with avocado guts… Wait, what?
In other avocado news, you can subscribe to an avocado of the month club. I think it works out to ten dollars a pound, which seems like a lot, but I like how there are so many different “of the month” clubs. When I was a child you were lucky to find a TV Guide of the month club. They called them subscriptions then. I don’t know what the phone bill of the month club is called these days. It tastes terrible.
Going further, yes further, I’m going to mention Monty’s Avocado before Colleen does.
Now find me more avocado links. My bookmark bar looks so empty…
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Avocados are named after the Aztec word for testicles!
Ah HAHHAHA!
Looks like this might imply a oral fixation….
pew