Porncast episode 12: Battles a’plenty!

by Jason on March 9, 2010

Long live Pornicus

For today’s episode of the Vegan Porncast, we’re joined by PonderingWillow, and one of us has been drinking.  Try to guess who!

I’ll give you a hint: this show almost didn’t get posted on time because I have to take extra effort to remove the many awkward pauses that occur after I invent something amazing, like the ability to prepare kale on the internet.  Thanks again for Pew for being a good sport, and try not to mock her too much for her Mr. T fantasy.

This week we cover some, and possibly all, of the following:

Beer innovations; broccoli ads; our uncontest of the week (you can only enter once!); followup on our kale chips recipe; Jason redefines how appliances work, and how the internet works; cheese biscuits meet Captain Planet!; even more about the patent pending root beer pie; PonderingWillow goes solo; cheese battle!; Follow your heart vs Daiya (or Dariya); Oh yeah, and then we talked about the A Team. Of course; vegan milk battle!
I apologize for the poorly-formatted list, but here are the multiple media elements I promised.  It’s a broccoli ad that aired on TV around here, along with a picture of cheese biscuits.  Try to figure out which is which.  Hint: one of them moves.  If your cheese biscuits are moving, it’s time to throw them out.  Or name them.

biscuits

Vegan cheese biscuits a la PonderingWillow. Captions really take the fun out of "guess which one is which" don't they?

(OK, that video didn’t air on TV. And those girls don’t have prostates. But the original ads aren’t embeddable, and I promised an embed. Watch the real ones here and here.)

This is also your bi-weekly reminder that not only to iTunes subscribers generally get this thing before anyone else, but downloads via iTunes helps build awareness about veganism to iTunes surfers who may be searching for other things, which amuses me greatly, so subscribe to the feed already!

40 minutes of awesome by way of a Barnivore-approved beer: Listen here.

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Pew "Diddy" Willows March 9, 2010 at 11:34 pm

Fool, what’s not to love?

pew pew

Pew "Diddy" Willows March 9, 2010 at 11:35 pm

^Dammit, I can’t embed!!!!!!!! Jason, this is not acceptable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

pew

Jason March 10, 2010 at 7:04 am

If we allowed embeds, then the world would be faced with 300 simultaneous instances of Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse. You had to be stopped, I’m just sorry I had to be the one to do it…

Pew "Diddy" Willows March 10, 2010 at 6:45 pm

How did you guess my evil plan?

pew pew

Jason March 10, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Tea leaves, star charts, 1-976-PSYCHIC, and oh yeah, YOU’RE YOU.

Ms. Saggypants July 22, 2010 at 10:46 pm

There’s no links to the Flickr food pix like you promised!! :-(
:-(

Jason July 26, 2010 at 9:17 pm

There’s the biscuit pic in the post, what other ones did I promise?

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