This was the most topical pic I could find that didn’t involve cats and poor grammar:
Oh, where to go from here…
Do I talk about the crazy stuff that goes on in the world of breakfast cereal, like the (since pulled) plan to make Froot Loops an official “Smart Choice“?
Or maybe a minor ramble is in order about whether or not the rules of veganism are different for other species. You know, like that ridiculous vegetarian vampire thing, but for chickens. As things stand, chickens are fed a whole host of things that don’t make a lot of sense (arsenic? really?) so maybe chickens are allowed to eat leprechauns, but only with a spoon. If I were to see a chicken eating a leprechaun with a spoon, I honestly don’t know if I’d intervene. It’d be so far beyond letting nature take its course that I think the only correct course of action would be, well, I don’t know if there’s enough green beer in the world to solve that one.
And speaking of green beer: I don’t need to look up if it’s vegan or not. There’s a greater scale of Right and Wrong in the world that that crap has to answer to.
Anyway, have a safe and happy St. Patrick’s Day, and remember: Guinness isn’t vegan friendly, and neither are leprechauns. Probably.
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I love that chicken’s dead dead eyes.