A Cleveland man was arrested in Athens, Tennessee for selling meat door to door without a permit.
Well, almost.
Rather than risk discovery of his real mission, Robert Sherk swallowed a half-burnt marijuana joint in front of the police officers who were talking to him about the permit. Marijuana, as we know, has incredible mind-altering properties that cause law enforcement officials to forget all other issues and focus on the damned reefer they learned about in basic training. Oh, and then Sherk resisted arrest.
So what was “Robert Sherk of Cleveland,” if that is his real name, trying to hide? What’s going on with Cleveland meat that they need to take it to Tennessee to sell it, door to door, without so much as a permit? It’s got to be something big for Them (yes, capital ‘T’ Them) to equip Sherk with the modern equivalent of a cyanide capsule?
Soon to be a major motion picture, no doubt – if Cleveland doesn’t get to me first.
