The rice bra is better than the rice thong

I’ve had this one queued up for a couple of days now, because what do you say about a bra that you can use to grow rice?  You could say nothing and just post a picture, like so:

That in itself probably isn’t fair use of the photo, of course, which I’m told is by Kitamura/Getty, but ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how does one describe a rice-growing bra without a picture?  It’s not what I thought it’d look like.  Wanna know what I thought it’d look like?  Like nothing.  Like a void.  Because I couldn’t even imagine such a thing.  You can’t grow rice or support breasts with a void, so I think, your honour, that the use of the photo is valid.

Anyway.

So it turns out, the bra is just a promotional concept and won’t be offered for sale.  I have mixed emotions about that.  Even with the photo, I can’t imagine how this would work and how much rice one could expect (there’s no word on if there are multiple cup sizes,) and the scientist in me is curious.  And research would let me look at boobs, which is nice, but I fear that it would change the way I look at them forever after, which is not so nice.

Anyway, this is Vegan Porn, and this… is Vegan Porn.

(via vegansaurus)

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