Via Brook, about whom I was going to say nice things until he got this song in my head:
I always mean to eat more tabbouleh, but it’s typically in a restaurant setting and there are always other things on the menu that grab my attention. Still, a lot of those options are fried or oily (someone needs to deep fry baba ganoush!) and the salad seems more likely to scrub my insides clean than the standard North American iceberg lettuce crap. Here’s a recipe if you’re feeling ambitious. I highly recommend playing this song on a loop while you’re making it. Or just, you know, if you’re at work and you want to piss off your entire office.
Oh, and you’re going to see this in the related videos anyway, so let’s just address the elephant in the room, shall we?
(Have I linked this one before? It gets hard to tell sometimes, what with all the hummous rap songs on the internet…)