Angela knows how much I love salad (my salad bowl is rather hefty, I must say) so that’s probably why she sent me the collection of women laughing alone with salad.
If I wasn’t incredibly lazy and/or busy I’d make this into a screensaver. (That’s right, lazy and/or busy. Not confused by technology. I totally know how to do that stuff. I will screensave your face if you don’t lay off, mister.) This would actually be a pretty effective productivity helper, I reckon: you get hungry enough that you stop pressing keys on the keyboard, screensave recognizes that you’re hungry, starts showing you pictures of women and salad, and you get inspired. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if this becomes mandatory in some countries. Government weirdo, YOU’RE WELCOME.
Anyway, all things considered, y’all got off pretty easy for a site like Vegan Porn picking some link of themed stock photography. You don’t even want to think about the collections I could have gone with, and you certainly don’t want to consider the screensavers the unthinkable collections could have made. Of course, if you did, you’d eventually be taken out of shock by the salad screensaver you just set up, so it’s OK.
Update: (yes, this update was added before the post even went live. We’re living in the future, please try to keep up): Men laughing alone with fruit salad.
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Look at it on the bright side: People enjoying plant-based meals!
These vegan dudes and their fruit salads frighten me.
Awesome. One poster put a link to “black women enjoying shopping” which made me laugh. A bunch of black women with shopping bags leaping into the air. glorious.
I submit to you that the internet will never ever be full.
Excellent work!