Here’s a pay-per-view option for National Geographic

Scientists continue to be concerned about the looming extinction of the panda, and it seems that the biggest problem anyone’s willing to look at is their seeming unwillingness to breed. It’s possible that they’re just exhibitionists, so as Dagda Samildanc notes, the latest plan is to monitor their sexual activity by satellite. Remember kids, if you’re doing it outdoors and you’d like some privacy from a camera that’s directly above you, the best strategy is to do it standing up. They never talked about that when I was in health class…