I can’t eat anything that has this much sex

Dagda Samildanc took a break from the crime beat to send in some news from the, uh, sex beat. Those of you with inferiority complexes may want to grab a tissue, with which to wipe away your tears as you learn things like the sexual power of the lion (up to 86 times a day), or the orgasm rate of the hamster (50 times in an hour). I’m bookmarking this article for the next time I read a comic book that features someone who was bitten by a radioactive animal and gained their powers. The geekiness of the letter I write will be unsurpassed. Link