Ask Y’all: Do aliens exist, and are they vegan?

kunsjoi sent in a story about farm animal mutilations and various theories about alien involvement. Now, besides the fact that some say there’s supposed to be an actual alien species called the vegans, do you reckon that there are aliens out there, and if so, do you suppose if they’re smart enough to travel the stars and meet other species, they’d have the good sense to realize that other life forms are, uh, more than a meal, or at least not something to be mutilated in the night with, and I quote, “laser precision”? Link.