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		<title>This kinda belongs here</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not back, just cleaning my desktop:]]></description>
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		<title>Mad cow disease can be airborne &#8211; like a football</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh science, why do you do these things? Rose sent me a link about mad cow disease being spread through the air, and I read the whole article and agree 100%.  Just like a football can be spread through the air by throwing it, one can take bits of infected cow brain, throw them around [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chicken nuggets are mostly made of chicken</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I saw this article over on the Montreal Gazette.  I have no idea how I got there, but it seems to me I&#8217;ve linked a few of their stories lately, which seems odd and is probably the work of a rescued llama that was given opposable thumbs and mutant powers and what was I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bionic turtles! And Geese!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Angela sent me this: Veterinarians also built a fibreglass beak for a goose.  In both cases, the animals would have been killed otherwise, since they really couldn&#8217;t survive with their injuries.  And yes, part of me is all happy and glad and oooh, isn&#8217;t that cool, but the other part of me, the part that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eating vegetables makes you HAWT, says science</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sir Fartsalot sent me a link that pretty much told me he thought I was very attractive, so I guess we&#8217;ve got one of those bromances going on, except for the fact that we&#8217;re both far too old.  My theory?  He noticed the sharp decrease in post quantity here at VP this year and wanted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women laughing alone with salad</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Angela knows how much I love salad (my salad bowl is rather hefty, I must say) so that&#8217;s probably why she sent me the collection of women laughing alone with salad. If I wasn&#8217;t incredibly lazy and/or busy I&#8217;d make this into a screensaver.  (That&#8217;s right, lazy and/or busy.  Not confused by technology. I totally [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hunter finds his Great White black bear quest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Colleen sent in a follow up to the saga of Gerald Marois, the hunter who was attacked by a black bear back in May. &#8220;Forgive and forget&#8221; isn&#8217;t really a part of his vocabulary, and when it comes to that bear he&#8217;s decided that he &#8220;can&#8217;t just let him win,&#8221; though he also says it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to blow a turkey call</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Amanda sent this one in with the disclaimer that she&#8217;s &#8220;not sure how it can be tied to veganism.&#8221;  Are you kidding me?  Check this magic out: I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s vegan to use the phrase &#8220;infinite monkeys&#8221; but according to that theory, if you had a whole bunch of monkeys and typewriters, this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Epic Meal Time gets Veganized</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Amanda sent me a link to Epic Meal Time a while back, and I couldn&#8217;t find a use for it right away &#8211; I mean, it&#8217;s basically the culinary equivalent of dudes shooting fireworks out of their butts, but by itself it was just another example of, well, dudes shooting fireworks out of their butts, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study: vegans are probably lying thieving bastards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, psychology, you misunderstood science, you.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love you, especially when tied to business, but sometimes, oooh, sometimes you make me wonder.  But there&#8217;s been a study, and they used experiments, and so it must be true: vegans are more likely to be lying thieving bastards. The bastards part isn&#8217;t proven, [...]]]></description>
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