by Jason on January 30, 2006
I believe we’ve written about this before, but I don’t think we had a link to the actual store with pictures. Dagda Samildanc found a store that makes dildos based on animal models. You have to click around a bit to see each one, but I assure you, they’re the kind of images that make you think, “wow, I really went out of my way to see that!” Yes, I’m thinking about the “Thor” model in the horse section. I can’t stop thinking about it. To be clear, this is the kind of link that may require vast amounts of cleansing via vitamin gin. Possibly NSFW, unless of course you work in a dildo store or a government tax office. Link.
by Jason on December 10, 2005
I wish we could post more stories with a higher emphasis on the second half of “Vegan Porn,” but it looks like we have to wait for special occasions, like Dagda Samildanc day for inspiration. And inspired is what we are, after reading all about the sex lives of plants: “‘Of course they have sex,’ [the botanist] said. ‘It’s just that, unlike humans, they can’t really go looking for it.’” Link.
by Jason on November 29, 2005
Dagda Samildanc took a break from the crime beat to send in some news from the, uh, sex beat. Those of you with inferiority complexes may want to grab a tissue, with which to wipe away your tears as you learn things like the sexual power of the lion (up to 86 times a day), or the orgasm rate of the hamster (50 times in an hour). I’m bookmarking this article for the next time I read a comic book that features someone who was bitten by a radioactive animal and gained their powers. The geekiness of the letter I write will be unsurpassed. Link
Sometimes I forget we’re called Vegan Porn, and it takes submissions like this one from Creature to remind me. Er, that’s probably not safe for work – for viewing or for use…
American politics continue to confuse me, but phatvegan sent in a link to something about extreme right wing politicians and bestiality, and I figure it might be a clue, so I’m just going to file it away until I know better. I reckon the front page of VP’s as good a bookmark page as any…
by Jason on March 28, 2005
Want some? Go vegan. That’s the news of the day, as sent in by Dave Noisy. In a survey of foods that may make you a better lover, soy, chili peppers and ginger received top marks from the experts, as did anything that would help you lose weight. As for animal products, they’re better suited for putting you to sleep. Americans spend $1.4 billion on treatments for male sexual function disorders alone in 2004, so this is clearly an issue on a lot of people’s minds. With that in mind, I’m proposing a change in strategy for converting omnivores. Inspired by a quote in the article that claims “anything that’s good for your heart is good for your penis,” I’m starting the American Penis Association. We’re just going to swipe all the vegan-related heart health info on the web, do a quick search and replace, and *POW*, easiest and most successful campaign ever.
by Jason on February 19, 2005
veggierebel writes, “The Gorilla Foundation, home to Koko the gorilla who speaks sign language, is being sued for $1 million by two former employees. Nancy Alperin and Kendra Keller claim they were fired because they wouldn’t show Koko their breasts.” link
by Jason on February 4, 2005
Whoops, Valentines Day is coming up fast, but fortunately Kejlina sent in a reminder in the form of a strangely-themed tour they’re holding at the Oakland Zoo. The Animal Amore tour is all about the sex lives of animals, where one may even have the chance to watch camels do it – they apparently like to put on their own show every day at 10 am, and the article suggests that the animals are louder than our next-door neighbour, whose passionate screams have at times evoked fears of violent murder in the Thrust complex. Just sayin’, is all. Anyway, animals have sex would seem to be the lesson of the day, and why would you want to cut a sex life short by killing and eating an animal? Hey, everyone’s got a reason to go vegan, this might as well be yours…
by Jason on September 27, 2004
by Jason on September 13, 2004
Boing Boing is running a link about a Dutch town that’s tired of people having sex, so they’re enlisting cows to prevent this kind of behaviour. That’s right, cows are not viewed as highly sexual creatures, even with all the nipples, and the theory is that people don’t want to get it on when they’re around. I’ll explain further: a lot of people use a nature reserve in the Dutch town of Spaarnwoude, and a percentage of these people use the reserve as a place to have sex outdoors. The presence of cows seems to reduce the level of sweet loving, so the town has brought in herd of Highland cows. Dead meat’s a turn off, sure, but live cows? I leave it to those of you with more varied experiences to comment.
